Trojan Horse

The system was malfunctioning causing minor troubles. Apparently, some virus infection; not a show stopper, though. An expert antivirus program kept insisting that the system be scanned and the problem be fixed right away to avert undesired consequences. I relented. And, after the scan, the system went kaput. 

I'd never know why the antivirus behaved like a frigging trojan!

I were a lot less miserable back then when you said, ‘I look miserable’.